I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
We are two peas in an std pod
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
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