This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
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you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
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Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
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