He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
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The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
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ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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