she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
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she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
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Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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