In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
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I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
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Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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