there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
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Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
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so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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