you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
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Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
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this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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