Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
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Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
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Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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