Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
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Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
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I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
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