I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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