I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
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Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
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I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Holy shit dude........stairs
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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