yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
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so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
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Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
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