I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
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If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
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This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
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