no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
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in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
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My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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