dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
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Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
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I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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