i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
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Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
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In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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