We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
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Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
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He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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