she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
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We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
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just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
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