they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
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Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
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Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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