is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
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Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
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YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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