idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
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You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
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i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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