He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
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i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
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btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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