I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
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Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
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Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
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