I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
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He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
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I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
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