Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
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If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
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He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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