my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
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