Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
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his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
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i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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