I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
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I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
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I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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