I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
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The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
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The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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