There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
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I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
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He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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