im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
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I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
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Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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