I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
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im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
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There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
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