wat bout pragnant strippers??
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
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If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
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Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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