Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
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Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
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You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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