i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Dignity is for republicans.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
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I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
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It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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