Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
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You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
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I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
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