What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
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winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
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guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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