Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
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We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
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Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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