there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
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he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
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just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
i think im in europe. pls send help
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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