Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
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my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
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Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
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