some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
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He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
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I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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