If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
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Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
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My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
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