what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
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GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
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Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
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There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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