every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
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I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
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How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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