Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
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yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
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I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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