The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
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He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
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If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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