Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
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Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
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Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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