this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
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just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
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Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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