oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
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Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
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Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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