i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
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was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
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Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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